Flea Foe Prints

Tsunami for fleas

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Cat in a tank...

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A Change of Scene.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'Abandon Sheep.'

"Where's your evidence?"

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

"Me? A couple a' drinks and I thought the cat was a squeaky toy..."

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

Teller - Hand over some money! I need to pay my bank charges.

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

Real Estate For Fleas

'Oh no, wash day!..'

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

'Most exotic fleas'

Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."

Insecticide.

NO, I don't want to hear 'my dog's has fleas'!

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

"Sorry, pal. Ever hear of herd immunity?"