French Wines Mugs

Start their day with a splash of French wine humor on a mug that celebrates their love for Bordeaux, Burgundy, and all fine French vintages.

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'No, no white wine, just a couple cases of '64 Chateau Beychevelle back there between the beans and the diapers - five bucks each.'

'No, no white wine, just a couple cases of '64 Chateau Beychevelle back there between the beans and the diapers - five bucks each.' mockup

'No, no white wine, just a couple cases of '64 Chateau Beychevelle back there between the beans and the diapers - five bucks each.'

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In the Guru District

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"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people." mockup

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

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Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning. mockup

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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'A cheeky red?'

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"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water." mockup

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

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'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?' mockup

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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Bacchus.

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Sauvignon Bonk

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Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30. mockup

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

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'... And this is my cellar.'

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'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.' mockup

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

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"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!" mockup

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

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"Go ahead. Press one for more options." mockup

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

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'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.' mockup

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

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"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?" mockup

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

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"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling." mockup

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

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"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub." mockup

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

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"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!" mockup

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

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'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.' mockup

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

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'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.' mockup

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

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'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.' mockup

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

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"He gets easily abstracted."

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'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.' mockup

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

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'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

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'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.' mockup

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

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Garlic Free Zone.

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'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.' mockup

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

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"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism." mockup

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

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"I make it myself!"

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French Wines Mugs Collection

French Wines Pillows

Find charming pillows inspired by French wines and vineyards—bring a touch of vineyard elegance into your living space or gift it to a wine enthusiast.

French Wines Prints

Discover beautiful art prints featuring French vineyard scenes and wine regions—great for decorating a wine lover’s home or office.

French Wines T-Shirts

Browse our witty French wine t-shirts—ideal for wine tastings, vineyard visits, or casual days when you want to showcase your love for French vintages.