French Politics Buff Gifts

Sarkozy.

Marine Le Pen

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Moulting"

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Distraction.

Midterm election s results

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Antonin Scalia

Bad News

Obama punishing Assad

Mice in the Commons