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Brainwashed.

Ban on Free Speech

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

God Sneezes Out Creation

Satya Nutella

"It's o.k., come on out."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

Arthur Schopenhauer

The Mainstream

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

House of Wishful Thinking

Dogmaril...

Forward Planning - The key to Success

Wilhelm Dilthey

Meta data retention.

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

Interview anxiety

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization