Freelance Contractor Mugs

"Don't worry son, there are no such things as vampires, wish I could say the same about Gordon Brown..."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Burning the midnight oil.

What My Day Feels Like

Multi-tasking.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

Working Late

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Relaxing in the Sun

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Writers without borders.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Coffee shop

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Unicorn Working From Home

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Wifi whore

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Working from home

"Casual Payday."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

Email Notifications

The four housemen of procrastination

The Drawbacks Of Working From Home

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."