Going Freelance Mugs

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Burning the midnight oil.

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

Working Late

Relaxing in the Sun

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Writers without borders.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Unicorn Working From Home

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Coffee shop

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Wifi whore

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Email Notifications

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"Casual Payday."

Working from home

The four housemen of procrastination

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

The Drawbacks Of Working From Home

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."