Freedom Reader Pillows

Banned!

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'It's baseball season!'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Homes on Holmes"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Error 410 Democracy Not Found

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'I'll never forget, it was the day before Newton discovered gravity.'

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

What Started the Incident at Roswell

In hindsight, wearing my watch in the time machine probably wasn't my best idea ever.

'I just go where the bike takes me.'

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

Mao Zedong.

'Does that look like your waiter?'

"By God, this year on my vacation I'm going to read a book!"

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

Thriller of the Week

'It's kind of depressing: We've spent three years on this research paper, and probably only ten people in the World will ever read it...'

George Washington