Freebies T-Shirts

'Hanging out at burger shack for 25 years hasn't always been fun, but I've saved thousands in diet orange Fanta costs.'

'Prove it.'

'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'

"Check out my free white paper!"

"He says if we do his survey now, he'll give us a fridge magnet."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Complementary Beverages

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

Conspiracy Theory Books

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Toy - with free cereal.

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Hotel checkout.

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

I've started so I'll finish...

"I believe you provide free brochures and advice."

'And have one for yourself, tomorrow...'

'These cornflakes have given me a sharp pain in my tum."

"Do you card for the free birthday dessert?"