Freebies T-Shirts

'Prove it.'

'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'

"Check out my free white paper!"

"He says if we do his survey now, he'll give us a fridge magnet."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Complementary Beverages

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

Conspiracy Theory Books

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Toy - with free cereal.

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

I've started so I'll finish...

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

Tempo - Announcing our new free call offer! 'There's no such thing as a free launch.'

'And have one for yourself, tomorrow...'

"I believe you provide free brochures and advice."

A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.

'These cornflakes have given me a sharp pain in my tum."