Free Drink Enthusiast Mugs

"We never yell 'shots on the house' anymore.2

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Pina Coladas

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Margarita

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Espresso Martini Peacock