Free Climbing Gifts

Climber

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Easter Island legs

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Rock Climber

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Resourceful toddler

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

FAQs.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Workaholic on holiday

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The Path

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."