Free Climbing Gifts

Climber

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Easter Island legs

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Rock Climber

Resourceful toddler

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Workaholic on holiday

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The Path

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”