Fraud Awareness Mugs

Fake medical receipt

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

I'd rather be phishing.

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

Fraud Squad

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"That's the parents' section."

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

'Considering time, temperature, and your lack of health insurance, I wouldn't eat the deviled eggs.'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

"First we need to do a wallet-scan"

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

'Most businesses point their CCTV cameras at property they want to protect. . . not at what they want to watch on the webcam...'

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

'The insider traders always sit together.'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

'I'm just saying we should take into account the health cost of nine lifetimes.'

'Your bloodwork reveals a slightly worrisome health plan.'

Gas prices

'60 for pulling a tooth, thats a bit much.' 'Your yelling chased away our clients.'

Can't pay, won't pay!