Fraternity Member T-Shirts

"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."

Kappa Delta Cosa Nostra

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Bro of Frankenstein

God's Law.

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

A frat party at an online university

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

Please wait to be seated (by electric chair).

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

"This is a weird frat."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

No, Reverend, the church does not pay time and a half if you work on a Sunday.

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

God's frat house.

"Bro, no!"

Beerboarding 101

'Huck me.'

"ButI thought he was just praying without ceasing."

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

'We're in a same non-sex relationship.'