Fraternities Prints

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

"Pledge Kavanaugh reporting for hazing."

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Bro of Frankenstein

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Movie Franchise

A frat party at an online university

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

Canine Frat Parties

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"This is a weird frat."

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

God's frat house.

Beerboarding 101

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

'Huck me.'

"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."

"Whoa! Turns out you're sixty-four percent douchebag, Kyle."

Pizza Initiation

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

goldfish swallowing has never become passe at Kitty Kat Frat.

Mars Welcome

Kappa Delta Cosa Nostra