Fraternities Prints

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

"Why don't you try the Omega house? I don't think you're Alpha dog material."

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Old frat boys.

"Pledge Kavanaugh reporting for hazing."

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Bro of Frankenstein

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Movie Franchise

A frat party at an online university

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

Canine Frat Parties

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"This is a weird frat."

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

Beerboarding 101

'Huck me.'

God's frat house.

Pizza Initiation