Frappuccinos Gifts

"Spare change please mister, for a Mocha Frappuccino with cinnamon sprinkles?"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'These are job perks.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

wattle covers

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

Sermon on the Grounds...

"Are those my slippers?!"

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

This coffee can keep you up

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'