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Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

Can I give you a slice of the action?

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Better Not Squash.

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

'I've got this splitting headache.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

The Frankenstein snowman.