Franchise Explorer Pillows

This franchise is great, but what's in it for you?

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

The Franchise.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

I love Cannelloni

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Tzatzikicicle

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Habanero ..."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."