Franchise Adventurer Pillows

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'

Profit

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Creative Baby.

"What's your occupation?"

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Dow's up!"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

365 Lemonade Stand

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'You're hired. Go figure.'

Job hoppers.

The Day Trader

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'