Franchise Adventurer Pillows

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'

Profit

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Creative Baby.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"Dow's up!"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

365 Lemonade Stand

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Now hiring.

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

The Day Trader