Framed Art Collector Pillows

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Art Gallery.

Egyptian Football

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!