Frame Collector Pillows

Shelf Portrait

Benedict Cumberbatch

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'It's an antique!'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Orthopaedist

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'How old is this vase?'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Antique Selfie