Frame Collector Pillows

Shelf Portrait

Benedict Cumberbatch

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'It's an antique!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I wonder what this was for."

Orthopaedist

'How old is this vase?'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'