Foxtrot Fan Pillows

Quicksand.

School of Dance

"I love you too, big guy."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It's an extinction notice.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Camping-Pong

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

ATM withdrawal

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

The Tooth Ferret

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

Leadership never hibernates.

"Don't even think about it."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Loggerheads

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Easter bunny Island.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights