Foxtrot Fan Mugs

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

Quicksand.

School of Dance

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I love you too, big guy."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

ATM withdrawal

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

The Tooth Ferret

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

Loggerheads

Leadership never hibernates.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Don't even think about it."

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Easter bunny Island.