Fourth Wall Breakers Prints

"You're in the cartoon league now. You just have to pretend those little circles in the stands are actual people."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Statue of Female Executive

Female business.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Pole Vault Rules

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."