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Walkaholics Anonymous

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'It's good to talk.'

Mr Met

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Kwazy Wabbits

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."