Four-legged Marketer Mugs

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"You keep impeccable time."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"That's our new church mascot."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Floss Street Vendor

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Cold caller.

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Museum of dog memorabilia

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"This looks good."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'