Four-legged Friend Gossip Mugs

In the dog park

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Your love gives me strength."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Sees Only Food

Know your dog - The brain.

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Dog and man on couch

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...