Four-legged Friend Gossip Mugs

In the dog park

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Your love gives me strength."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Know your dog - The brain.

Dog Sees Only Food

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'