Fossil Finders Pillows

'Boy, you leave it parked for one lousy minute!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'Your future looks charming.'

The Steakosaurus

"You've passed with extinction!"

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Fossil hunting

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."