Fortune Hunter Mugs

'Wow! An old penny!'

"...What is it that attracts you to a career in investment banking?"

Kangaroo winning on a one-armed bandit.

Outrageous Fortune this exit. Caution: slings and arrows ahead.

Gold at the end of the rainbow...but the IRS is waiting!

'Now, the forecast for the next quarter... the fortune cookie please.'

Bob gets a reading on the futures market: 'Ok...first I'll need you to pay cash, up front, within the next ten minutes...'

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

Undergraduates talking about winning money

"In retrospect, go big or go home was not the best gambling strategy."

"I've no interest or hobbies, I'm a pretty dull old stick really, the only exciting thing that's happened to me was winning £4 million on the lottery..."

'Sure, I'm a millionaire on paper. Unfortunately, the paper isn't issued by the United States Mint.'

Yomp Inc has been hard hit by workers winning the lottery!

'Lucky? - That's an unusual name for a little brother!'

'Our fee for representing lottery winners depends on which envelope you pick'

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

'You make lots of money, Ed. I like that in a man!'

Last will & testimony of J.P. Yomp: 'Unfortunately, your gran'pa invested his father's fortune in lottery tickets...'

'The Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim called me to see how I'm doing.'

'So far, so good. I've got Mom's hairstyle, Grandpa's eyebrows and with some luck, I'll get Daddy's block of shares.'

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

dot.com investments jackpot at a casino

"Money is how life says it loves you."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'