Fortune Chaser Mugs

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

"We both got rich from selling umbrellas when it was raining. My umbrellas just happened to have fallen off the back of a truck."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

What is possible vs What is probable.

-I should have stuck to my hunch! -What was it? -To stay at home!

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'Is the Lotto a roll-over this week?'

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Man chasing money

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

Gambling on office building construction

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"Trepanning for gold"