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Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Girl holding money.

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

Bad news airbag

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

'I see you crossing a road...'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'