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Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'He's precocious.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Girl holding money.

The Economy Discovers FFF!

Bad news airbag

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

'I see you crossing a road...'

'This isn't a diploma. It's a stimulus package!'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."