Fortune Fighter Prints

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

Rage.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

A street fight.

End of Affirmative Action

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Stress on GPs

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Your Palm

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

Solar Storm Expected!

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

'No more!'

Stocks have ruined me....'Poor devil!'

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on . . .'

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

Shadow Punch

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'