Fortune Cookie Writer Prints

Fortune Cookie Writers on Strike

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Misfortune cookies

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

Change in imminent

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

Chinese Cuisine. I think that hedge fund manager misplaced his after-meal cookie. That would be the second fortune he lost.

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"We have some little cookie cutter houses you might like."