Fortune Cookie Writer Prints

Fortune Cookie Writers on Strike

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Misfortune cookies

Change in imminent

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

"We have some little cookie cutter houses you might like."

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'