Fortune Cookie Fans Mugs

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Your Palm

Chinese Novel Cookie

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Misfortune cookies

'See many bathroom breaks in near future after eating Moo Goo Gai Pan.'

"Let me get this straight - You're divorcing him because of a fortune cookie message?"

Change in imminent

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

'Yahoo! It says 'Your wife is going to collect a large sum of insurance money!''

Man reading fortune cookie: 'Hey, cool - it's an up-to-the-minute stock report.'

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on . . .'

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."