Fortunate Strategist Prints

'Okay, 20% in cash, 30% in bonds and 50% in stocks--You forgot to include lottery tickets.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

"We're making progress."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

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"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

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"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cat Trap,

"Peters, make a joyful noise."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Bear bends hunter's guns.

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."