Formula 1 Fan Pillows

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Information booth attendant solves equation

The polar olympics

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Smile

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Lucky Guess."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

Formula One car origami

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Formula.

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race