Former Teacher Prints

'Miss Fenwick - my old school teacher!!'

'Andy! That's my 4th grade teacher, Mrs. Werfel. You've got to wait on her for me. I'm too embarrassed.' - 'Is it because your a sales clerk or because you were late for class again yesterday.'

'Remember me, Mr. Sanders? I was a student in your social studies class. You told me I was destined to serve the public.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

"Freddy, take this back and add it up again. I was your maths teacher, remember."

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

A Puppet Named Juan

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Copycats

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Computer Room.

Gender Equality

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

At the Museum

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'C'mon get it straight.'