Formal Photo Fun Pillows

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Catsuit

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Empty Dress

Tuxedo company.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

Passport Photos

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

A penguin conductor

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Gents

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

"The birds keep trying to get into my pants."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'