Formal Photo Fun Pillows

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Catsuit

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Tuxedo company.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Empty Dress

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

Passport Photos

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

A penguin conductor

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"The birds keep trying to get into my pants."

Gents

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"Let's try one without smiling."