Form Completion Mugs

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

Online form - Submit.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Bureau of Red Tape

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

Tax time is simply disgusting.

IRS Auditing, 10 loopholes or less.

"It's painful to watch...seeing someones dreams crushed...all their long cherished hopes and expectations dashed!"

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

Need help getting through the paperwork?

'New rules. You must declare last year's refund as income this year.'

'It'll be ready by next Tuesday.'

"So tell me everything you just filled in on the form out there."

"Oh, you haven't done anything wrong as far as we know - This is just a PREEMPTIVE audit."

'I've dotted the t's and crossed the i's, put my occupation in the address box and telephone number in my date of birth box, let me know if there's anything correct here and I'll come back to balls it up'

"You fool! Don't you know it's the day after tax day?"

'You want an extension? In the middle of the war on terrorism!'

Clancy: Meeting with the Bank Manager

"Your appointment's at 2:00 but you'll need to be here by 11:00 to start filling out the forms."

"Just complete this paperwork and we will notify you if you qualify to apply for the grant..."