Fork And Knife Juggler Mugs

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

To do before Saturday...

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"Balanced Diet"

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'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Multitasking

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

Knife-thrower.

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'Only 10 hours to go.'