Forgotten Password Experts Pillows

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

What security flaw?

Computer password.

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

Lemonade - Passwords.

'I'll need your username and password...'

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"