Forgotten Credential Warriors Prints

"...I'm at the end of my tether and don't what to do. I can remember the username - it's just the password..."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Studying and technology

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

No room to hang his diploma.

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'The LACK of a resume indicates that I don't need one.'

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'Come on. It's time to wage education.'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"Tell me about the bar codes and sales prices on the back of your certification diplomas."

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

"Personally, I prefer seeing the graduates dance across the stage."

"To what do I owe this honor?"

"You shouldn't blame your father for the 'F'...you should do assignments yourself!"

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Just Another Bully.

WHEW!

"Look darling, she's forgot her first password."

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

'Oh yes, you need specific credentials to be a town planner.'

"How can they say it's getting easier - this is rocket science."

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'