Forgetful Scholars T-Shirts

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

The Bookworm

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

Useless-memory lane

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

The unknown soldier: war grave.

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"Now, what am I here for?"

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."