"I looked in his eyes and couldn't see his soul."
Foreign Policy Expert Gifts
Searching for a gift for a foreign policy professional? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful items designed to honor their global expertise and diplomatic finesse. Perfect for those who navigate international relations with intelligence and charm.
Sign in the US - 'We're looking for a few good countries to democratize'.
Trump Tariffs
USA Losing World Hegemony
"Putin, Putin, Putin! Everything is about Putin! I miss the U.S. government shut down, when everyone was talking about us!"
News of the Day - Savings Bank.
Let's see - what kind of war should we have now?
Assad chemical weapons use.
"Of course I have a plan - I just haven't worked out the details."
'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'
Obama leaves his mark on China.
The USA...
Big Bubba Sez - War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Diversity is Strength.
France and UK Relations
United States
Pretty Flowers
No Pacifists Allowed on News Shows
Donald Trump Insults Mulsims. Hillary Clinton Kills Them.
The U.S. Is Shocked Shocked Shocked! That Russia May Have Meddled With Our Election
Honduran Hypocrisy
Hamid Karzai, Sassy
Awkward
Awkward
Take My Occupation Army...Please
No Pacifists Allowed on News Shows
"It's a two-state solution where the Palestinians get half a state."
Split Decision
What Could Go Wrong?
Foreign Policy Mysteries Revealed!
Victimhood Points
"I'm North Korea. He's Iran."
Trump and Putin Eating Ukraine Cake In Saudi Desert
Donald Trump Walking With Ukrainian Flag Stuck To His Heel
Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie
"Why did you start this war, you lousy, democracy-obsessed Nazi!"
Foreign Policy Expert Gifts Collection
Foreign Policy Expert Mugs
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Foreign Policy Expert Pillows
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Foreign Policy Expert Prints
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Foreign Policy Expert T-Shirts
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