'What now? In a free and fair election, they decided democracy is not for them.'
Foreign Affairs Expert Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a foreign affairs expert? Our collection features clever and sophisticated products designed to honor their diplomatic skills, global perspectives, and passion for international relations. Whether it's for a colleague, a mentor, or yourself, these items make a memorable statement about their work on the world stage—think humorous mugs, stylish shirts, cozy pillows, and stunning art prints that tell a global story.
The China Syndrome
Russian and US Conflict
'Better let somebody with private sector experience handle that for you. . .'
"Denis Rodman's North Korea diplomacy was shrugged off by the U.S. administration..."
"Men, the president has asked us to wrap up this Iraqi thing..."
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
Backstabber Express: Trump
Secret virtual visits of the President of the USA to Cuba
"A middle east expert says the U.S. was better off when Saddam Hussein was Iraq's leader, than an Iran-Iraq coalition!"
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
"Nation-building never works."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
UK/US Free Trade Deal
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Pretty Flowers
"DeepSeek" "Stargate"
Neo-International Law
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"Away with the warmonger!"
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'
Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin
Putin and Zelensky
Israel/Palestine Conflict
USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
G7 Summit Concern
The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?
US and the EU
Harry S. Truman
'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'
'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'
Foreign Affairs Expert Gifts Collection
Foreign Affairs Expert Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs featuring wit and wisdom for foreign affairs experts. Perfect for their morning coffee!
Foreign Affairs Expert Pillows
Discover cozy pillows inspired by international diplomacy—comfort with a clever twist for your favorite foreign affairs enthusiast.
Foreign Affairs Expert Prints
Find striking prints that celebrate international relations—perfect for decorating a diplomat's office or home.
Foreign Affairs Expert T-Shirts
Explore stylish T-shirts designed for diplomats at heart—fun, professional, and full of global charm.