'Our war plan is simple, we point the cursor at whichever of Saddam's palaces we wish to destroy.'
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Tony Blair
'Mr. President, we have evidence of al-Quaida activity in north Iraq...'
Eye Off the Ball
"Obama refuses to take our advice on Ukraine!"
'If it's any consolation, not one cent of this supports the costly U.S. military buildup in the Middle East.'
U.S.- Israel 'Our relationship is as warm as ever.'
USA withdraws troops from Iraq
"Nation-building never works."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Occu-Pie Mars
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
They're Not Just That Into It
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
Pretty Flowers
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
The Circular Logic of Fascism
Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin
Putin and Zelensky
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
That's What Happens
'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'
Two Ways out of Iraq.
Harry S. Truman
'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'
"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."
Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.
USA Hangs the Dove of Peace
'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'
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