Foreign Cuisine Gifts

Cockroack Pinata

"How did you get on with the food while on holiday?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

6 Brothers Falafel

"Rump roast?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Queen of Quinoa

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Keith Floyd.

The Perfect Foil

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"How's the salmon?"

"The bagels are better in New York."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'You made me jump.'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Sausages!

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."