For A Child Prints

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Children's artwork exhibition.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'They're dog roses!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Didgeridoo

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Serious Putty

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

Jack in the box on strike.