For A Child Mugs

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Children's artwork exhibition.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'They're dog roses!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Serious Putty

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Didgeridoo

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

Jack in the box on strike.