Footmen Mugs

A royal helps their injured footman carry their palanquin

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Bigfoot"

Bryan Ferry

Liam Gallagher.

Vivienne Westwood

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

'Damn! McGee's good!'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

Treble

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

Wilfried Zaha

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Storm'

Monster slippers.

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Trying on boots

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

"I have a personal trainer."

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."