Footmen Mugs

A royal helps their injured footman carry their palanquin

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Bryan Ferry

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

'Damn! McGee's good!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Treble

Wilfried Zaha

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Storm'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

Trying on boots

Monster slippers.

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"I have a personal trainer."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"