Footman T-Shirts

Fat footman has been told he will be dismissed if he doeas not lose weight

The Garb of Old Gaul.

Mistress and servant

Cloak room boy crushes top hat

Servants waiting for thier mistress

Swell asking a boy who the carriage he is watching belongs to

Fanny and Little Dorrit call on Mrs. Merdle

Boys teasing a servant about his uniform

Servants - The Coachman and The Footman

A Man and His Servants.

Lady asks footman to carry her dog as it is tired in the hot weather

Servant asking for payment and being denied

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"The Just Me Band"

Bryan Ferry

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

Treble

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

How to Build a Bungalow

Wilfried Zaha

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'