Football Storyteller Mugs

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Football Bomb

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

Free Speech has heavy price.

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

If at first you don't succeed, deflate the football.

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

'Hey! Not fair!'

Marcus Rashford

Hi! You must be a basketball player,'cause Mom says she's on the rebound!

"What sports fan are you?"

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

'Nesbitt will do all our Monday morning quarterbacking.'

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

'If it makes you feel any better, when I was your age, bullies used to put a 'Kick Me' sign on my back, too.'

'Foot balling phillistines, how soon they forget.'